[Uncle Bob] Love Dolls

Hey hey, people. Bob here. Did Stacy tell you that you’re a great person and immediately went out to fuck Chad? Did Veronica slam you into the Friend-Zone like Neon Deon Sanders hammering a football into the End Zone during a touchdown celebration? Why are you still trying to fuck real women, ya goof!? GET YOURSELF A LOVE DOLL, MAN! “But Uncle Bob! They’re too expensive!” you might say. Well balance your budget no more, because I’m bringing you a whole damn crate of the things. You’ve got a regular standing model, one with an open  vagina like your mom after I bought her the unlimited apps at TGI Friday’s, another with an anus so gaped you could eat cereal out of it ( :KermitTea: ) and for the ladies (and men most assuredly going to hell) a version with a big ‘ole hang down. Each and every  one has more  FK nodes than intended, but that’s because I’m lazy and learning how to fix it would take effort.

Put the bio-cunts on suicide watch and download my love dolls already, Jesus!

Download:

https://mega.nz/#!AyY3EYiS!_eo4-bTuZgpEWaFmNDfjF6iE_FyioBPXRozCNWOJfGY